Silent Film of the Month: Kid Speed (1924)

 

Run Time: 18 minutes. Studios: Larry Semon Productions, Chadwick Pictures Corporation. Directors: Larry Semon, Noel M. Smith. Writers: Larry Semon, Noel M. Smith, Leon Lee. Producer: Larry Semon. Cast: Larry Semon, Dorothy Dwan, James J. Jeffries, Oliver Hardy, Frank Alexander, William Hauber, Grover Ligon.

To many Kid Speed may be just a typical run of the mill silent comedy short. However, it is one that holds a special place in my heart. That is because it is one of the first silent films I ever saw. I was already a fan of some of the Laurel and Hardy talkie films, when my grandpa got me a DVD set of Laurel and Hardy. The set featured Laurel and Hardy's two public domain feature films, the first silent short film the duo made together (The Lucky Dog (1927)), a public service short featuring the two (Tree in a Test Tube (1947)) and a selection of silent short films featuring either Stan Laurel or Oliver Hardy before the two teamed up. This set ended up being my very first introduction to silent film and I quickly became a fan. 

This short features Oliver Hardy in the type of role that he most often played in his days before teaming with Stan Laurel. Here he plays a heavy or in other words a villain that goes up against the main comedian. The main comedian here is Larry Semon. Though mostly forgotten today, Larry Semon was incredibly popular in his time. His work often favored fast paced action over characterization and story. His best works may not have the artistry or inventiveness of the films of Charlie Chaplin or Buster Keaton, but they move quickly enough that they still can entertain. 

In this film Larry Semon and Oliver Hardy play rivals participating in a car race hoping to win the affections of a wealthy businessman's (who is sponsoring the race) daughter. 

Kid Speed is one of Semon's best films. True to the title, this film moves at a very quick speed. This is the type of comedy that Semon's sensibilities were best suited for. The gags and action come so quick here, that it almost doesn't matter if they are actually funny. The pure energy is enough to make the film entertaining. Yet despite this there are actually some pretty good slapstick gags here. The boxing scene (featuring former heavy weight champion Jim Jeffries) especially always puts a smile on my face. Most of the action though is more fun and energetic than actually funny. The climatic race sequence also features some very impressive stunt work that still looks great today. 

The following is an exhibitors review from Moving Picture World.

"KID SPEED. (Larry Semon Special Comedy). Star, Larry Semon. A real comedy with more thrills and spills than ever put before in a comedy. We class it as the very best comedy for many moons. James J. Jeffries in the cast helps get 'em in. Buy "Kid Speed." Boost it and it will not fail to please. Tone, good. Sunday, yes. Appeals to everyone. Ned Pedigo, Pollard Theatre (800 seats), Guthrie, Oklahoma." 

The following is a review from The Moving Picture World. 

"The first subtitle tells you all about it: 'The tale of two bold men, both loving a maiden fair. To decide the case, they entered a race, the loser to take the air.' In this Larry Semon, special comedy produced by Chadwick Pictures Corporation, the star is all bent to on winning a girl. Opposition is furnished by another automobile racer, and the two of them have it hot and heavy on the racetrack with a bit of dirty work at the crossroads. There you have the story in a nutshell, except for some hilarious, slapstick developments in a blacksmith shop presided over by James J. Jeffries, former champion fighter. This Semon subject is a pippin of a thriller comedy. The racing scenes are some of the most exciting to ever be seen on screen, with much exploding of the villain's dynamite, much skidding on the turns, and some reckless driving through houses and fences. Woven among the thrills are real bits of comedy, with Semon playing a fairly straight role and excelling at it. Among the players are Dorthy Dawn, Oliver N. Hardy, Frank Alexander, William Hauber and Grover S. Ligdon. - S.S.  

Moving Picture World, 1924

To watch this delightful comedy short, you can click on the YouTube video below. 

Cowboy Church #284

 Hello my friends and welcome back for another service of Cowboy Church.

Today's musical selection begins with Roy Rogers and Dale Evans singing In the Sweet By and By. This song came about because of a friendship between composer, Joseph Webster and poet, Dr. Sanford Fillmore Bennett. One day Webster was depressed and Dr. Bennett recognized this. Dr. Bennett asked his friend what was wrong. Webster replied, "Oh nothing. Everything will be alright by and by." These words brought up an idea in Bennett and he wrote down three verses and a chorus to this song as soon as he could. He handed it to his friend saying, “Here is your prescription, Joe.” Webster loved the lyrics and wrote music for them in practically no time at all. Dr. Bennett later said, “It was not over thirty minutes from the time I took my pen to write the words before two friends with Webster and myself were singing the hymn.” The hymn was first published in 1868 and went on to great fame since. This version of the song comes from Roy and Dale's 1973 gospel album, In the Sweet By and By.

This is followed by Rex Allen and Patti Paige with their 1950 recording of Farther Along. They are backed up on this recording by The String Dusters and Jerry Byrd.

Afterwards is The Marshall Family with When I Wake Up To Sleep No More.

Next comes The Sons of The Pioneers with their 1937 recording of One More River to Cross. Our good friend Leonard Slye (aka Roy Rogers) takes the lead vocal here, but like many of the best Sons of the Pioneers recordings, the highlight is the group's great harmonies. The incredible Hawaiian steel guitar player, Sam Koki joins the boys on this recording and does a fine job.

Then comes Porter Wagoner and The Blackwood Brothers Quartet with I'm Using My Bible For a Road Map. This comes from their 1966 gospel album, The Grand Old Gospel.

Now we remember Dolly Parton with her beloved self-penned song, Coat of Many Colors. This song was based off of Dolly's own childhood. 

Today's musical selection ends with another song remembering the late great Dolly Parton, with her recording of Power in the Blood. 

Now for a message from the Reverand Billy Graham.

Now for the 25th episode of TV's The Lone Ranger. 

Book of Jude

1 Jude, a servant of Jesus Christ and a brother of James,

To those who have been called, who are loved in God the Father and kept for Jesus Christ:

2 Mercy, peace and love be yours in abundance.

The Sin and Doom of Ungodly People

3 Dear friends, although I was very eager to write to you about the salvation we share, I felt compelled to write and urge you to contend for the faith that was once for all entrusted to God’s holy people. 4 For certain individuals whose condemnation was written about long ago have secretly slipped in among you. They are ungodly people, who pervert the grace of our God into a license for immorality and deny Jesus Christ our only Sovereign and Lord.

5 Though you already know all this, I want to remind you that the Lord at one time delivered his people out of Egypt, but later destroyed those who did not believe. 6 And the angels who did not keep their positions of authority but abandoned their proper dwelling—these he has kept in darkness, bound with everlasting chains for judgment on the great Day. 7 In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire.

8 In the very same way, on the strength of their dreams these ungodly people pollute their own bodies, reject authority and heap abuse on celestial beings. 9 But even the archangel Michael, when he was disputing with the devil about the body of Moses, did not himself dare to condemn him for slander but said, “The Lord rebuke you!” 10 Yet these people slander whatever they do not understand, and the very things they do understand by instinct—as irrational animals do—will destroy them.

11 Woe to them! They have taken the way of Cain; they have rushed for profit into Balaam’s error; they have been destroyed in Korah’s rebellion.

12 These people are blemishes at your love feasts, eating with you without the slightest qualm—shepherds who feed only themselves. They are clouds without rain, blown along by the wind; autumn trees, without fruit and uprooted—twice dead. 13 They are wild waves of the sea, foaming up their shame; wandering stars, for whom blackest darkness has been reserved forever.

14 Enoch, the seventh from Adam, prophesied about them: “See, the Lord is coming with thousands upon thousands of his holy ones 15 to judge everyone, and to convict all of them of all the ungodly acts they have committed in their ungodliness, and of all the defiant words ungodly sinners have spoken against him.” 16 These people are grumblers and faultfinders; they follow their own evil desires; they boast about themselves and flatter others for their own advantage.

A Call to Persevere

17 But, dear friends, remember what the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ foretold. 18 They said to you, “In the last times there will be scoffers who will follow their own ungodly desires.” 19 These are the people who divide you, who follow mere natural instincts and do not have the Spirit.

20 But you, dear friends, by building yourselves up in your most holy faith and praying in the Holy Spirit, 21 keep yourselves in God’s love as you wait for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ to bring you to eternal life.

22 Be merciful to those who doubt; 23 save others by snatching them from the fire; to others show mercy, mixed with fear—hating even the clothing stained by corrupted flesh.

Doxology

24 To him who is able to keep you from stumbling and to present you before his glorious presence without fault and with great joy— 25 to the only God our Savior be glory, majesty, power and authority, through Jesus Christ our Lord, before all ages, now and forevermore! Amen.

Thanks for joining me. Come back next week for another service of Cowboy Church. Happy trails to you until we meet again. 

Movie Review: Coyote Vs. Acme

 

Michael's Movie Grade: A-

A fantastic Looney Tunes movie. 

As many of you know, we almost never got to see this movie. Warner Brothers didn't release it originally instead using it as a tax write off. Luckily for us, Ketchup Entertainment picked it up and gave it the theatrical release we were all hoping for. When this movie started to get such great reviews, I was initially skeptical. I was wondering if it was actually as great as us Looney Tunes fans wanted it to be or if people were just so happy to actually see it that they exaggerated how good it was. I am happy to report that this is a wonderful movie. 

 I have rarely heard an audience laugh so much in a movie theater at a modern comedy than I did here. And I went to a late-night showing, so this was not an audience of kids but of adults who grew up with and love these characters. Simply put this is just a darn funny movie. In the style of classic Looney Tunes cartoons, this film offers one gag after another. What is even more amazing is that nearly every gag hits here perfectly. There are times when the space between very funny gags is only enough to take a breath between laughing. Also like the classic Looney Tunes shorts, every type of humor is employed. There is simple silly slapstick, brilliantly clever satire and everything in-between. What most impressed me is the slapstick gags. It is rare to find a modern comedy that captures the perfect sense of timing that was so evident in the classic Looney Tunes shorts. Yet the timing of these slapstick gags is absolutely perfect.  

What is more surprising though is that the storyline is also great as well. We actually truly care about and relate to the characters' plights. This is not only true of the classic cartoon characters but the live action humans as well. Will Forte as the live action lead is fantastic and brings some real heart to what is still a silly movie. There are scenes where we want to stand up and cheer for what happened. 

If I had to fault this movie it would be on the basis of the combination of live action and animation. Sometimes these two don't always blend together extremely well. There are times when the animated characters and the live action characters, don't seem to fully occupy the same space the way they did in Space Jam or Back in Action. However, this flaw is completely overcome but how great everything else is. 

If you are a Looney Tunes fan (like me) this is a must watch. 

Some Cartoons for Saturday Morning #294

 Hello my friends and happy Saturday morning. Once again, it is time for some animated treasures. 

Today's cartoon selection begins with Midnight Frolics (1938). This Columbia Color Rhapsody cartoon was directed by none other than Ub Iwerks, co-creator of Mickey Mouse and at one time Walt Disney's right-hand man.  

Now for more singing and dancing ghosts here is the Terry Toons cartoons, Seeing Ghosts (1948). 

Though Chuck Jones would be one of the main contributors into Daffy Duck changing from his early wild, unhinged and well Daffy personality into the later self-absorbed and greedy duck, Chuck's earliest cartoons with Daffy featured the duck as completely crazy. In my opinion one of the best of these films is To Duck or Not To Duck (1943). This is a wild and crazy and very funny cartoon that is instantly quotable. This short has fallen in the public domain and therefore those who collect VHS and DVDs of classic cartoons will instantly recognize it. A review in The Film Daily stated, "Leon Schlesinger has turned out another ace Technicolor cartoon featuring the characters of Daffy Duck and the Goofy hunter."

When Ub Iwerks had his own cartoon studio, it unfortunately had the same problem that many forgotten studios did. Ub's studio struggled to find a character that would fully win over movie audiences, the way the Warner Brothers and Disney characters did. One of the forgotten characters from the studio was Willie Whopper, a young boy who told great tall tales and tried to pass them off as stories from his life. Here is one of the Willie Whopper cartoons, Rasslin' Around (1934). While his cartoons have a certain charm to them, it is easy to see why the character never took off like Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny. 

Now it is time for a commercial break.

Now we join Dingbat in The Hard-Boiled Egg (1948). This is the first of five theatrical cartoons starring this crazy yellow bird. 

Today's cartoon selection concludes with one of Walt Disney's great Oswald the Lucky Rabbit cartoons, The Ocean Hop (1927). Like the early Mickey Mouse cartoon, Plane Crazy (1928), in this film Oswald takes to the skies in his self-made plane. Here though Oswald is in a race against a variety of competitors including an early version of the later Mickey Mouse nemesis Peg Leg Pete. When it comes to the early Disney cartoons, the animator most cartoon buffs think of is Ub Iwerks. However, Iwerks animates surprisingly little footage in this movie.  Still, what he does animate shows his skill to its finest level. For instance, there is an incredible scene (animated by Iwerks) in which Oswald's "plane" is spinning wildly out of control and rotating around the sky. Rollin "Ham" Hamilton's animation looks crude in comparison with other Disney animators, but there is some great acting in his scenes that come across perfectly. This is something that is well seen when Oswald tells a couple of mice to blow up a balloon. Hugh Harman animates the majority of action in this cartoon including a great scene in which Pete uses a stick of gum to prevent Oswald from winning. There is unfortunately a missing scene from this film. That scene involves the dog falling into a taxi's engine and coming out as a series of sausages. While that joke sounds mean spirited today, it was a common joke during this time period and Walt Disney himself had previously used a similar gag in the Alice Comedy, Alice’s Mysterious Mystery (1926). These Oswald cartoons were later released in the 1930's with new soundtracks and unfortunately scenes shuffled around and left out.

Next is the Mickey Mouse cartoon, Orphan’s Picnic (1936). The original story outline for this film had the orphan mice playing various practical jokes on Mickey. However in the finished film, these jokes are aimed at Donald instead. 

Now let us close with a song. 

Thank you for joining me. Come back next week for more animated treasures. Until then may all your tunes be looney and your melodies merry. 

Resources Used

Of Mice and Magic: A History of American Animated Cartoons by Leonard Maltin

Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse: The Ultimate History by J.B. Kaufman and David Gerstein

https://lantern.mediahist.org/

https://cartoonresearch.com/index.php/disneys-oswald-rabbit-the-ocean-hop-1927/

  

Movie Review: Mutiny

 

Michael's Movie Grade: C+

An enjoyable if very familiar action flick.

This is very much your typical Jason Statham movie, this time on a boat. The basic plot doesn't matter much; there are some horrible monstrous people, and Jason Statham kills them. 

At first there is a bit of story to set up the action that is about to come. However, once the story gets fully set up, the story becomes almost an afterthought. With such the movie lives and dies on the action scenes. Luckily the action scenes are pretty good. There may not be the creativity or spectacle of the John Wick movies, but we are given the bare basics of what we want from an action movie. The villains are easy to hate and there is a certain cathartic joy seeing Statham kill them. Statham has that old school action hero charisma that makes him a joy to watch. The pacing gives us action scene after action scene, without ever feeling tiring or overwhelming. 

The problem with this movie, however, is that it is so by the numbers that is one you will forget about a few weeks after watching. While the film is fun, there is nothing here that will make it stand out among the many similar films. Even as fun as the action is, it is not spetacular enough to stay in your memory either. 

  

This makes for an enjoy trip to the movies but nothing more than that. 

Movie Review: Buddy

 

Michael's Movie Grade: A-

A horror comedy that is just as hilarious as it is unsettling. 

If you were to describe this movie to me, I would think that I would hate it. The idea of a Barney-like kids show mascot (an orange unicorn in this case) that snaps and tries to kill the kids sounds like a one joke premise that would get old very quickly. Amazingly that is not the case here at all. 

As this film starts it is a pure absurdist comedy. As an absurdist comedy, it is actually hilarious. The reason for this is simple. While lesser hands would simply use having a lot of gore in what should be a child friendly setting as the only joke, the filmmakers don't use gore as a comedic crutch. To be sure, this film can get very gory, but this is far from the only tool at the filmmakers' disposal. Before the first kill, this movie is still an excellent parody of these types of children's shows. It points out the absurdity of these shows in a hilarious way. Making these early scenes all the funnier is that, especially for any of us who grew up with such shows, it is not far from what these shows were actually like. Most great R-rated comedies are just as successful with their clean humor as with their R-rated humor and that is certainly the case here. This also makes the gore all the more entertaining as well. When there are plenty of scenes without this type of gore, it makes the scenes that utilize it all the more effective. 

After these early absurdly funny scenes, the movie did something that took me completely by surprise. It morphed into a quite disturbing horror flick. The backstory of how the kids got here, is quite disturbing. This is an example of the best type of horror, the type that gets creepier the more you think about it. 

For the rest of the movie, the film goes back and forth between dark comedy and straight horror. What is quite outstanding is how well these two elements are mixed. The filmmakers know just when to play the story for laughs and when to play it for horror. The creepy and the comedy mesh together perfectly naturally. Neither gets in the way of the other and there is never too much of either. 

An extremely pleasant surprise. 

Cowboy Church #283

 Hello my friends and welcome back for another service of Cowboy Church. 

Today's musical selection begins with Roy Rogers and Dale Evans with Jesus Loves the Little Children.  Jesus would state, “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me." There is no doubt that Jesus did love the little children and he loves us big children too. If we will humble ourselves and become like little children, the blessings he has for us are immeasurable. 

This is followed by Ricky Skaggs with Gone Home. This recording comes from his 1999 gospel album, Soldier of the Cross. 

Afterwards is Porter Wagoner and The Blackwood Brothers with If We Never Meet Again. The hymn was written by Albert E. Brumley, who wrote over 800 gospel songs. Some of his most famous I’ll Fly Away, Turn Your Radio On, I’ll Meet You In The Morning and He Set Me Free. This recording comes from their 1966 gospel album, The Grand Old Gospel. 

Then comes Stringbean with Sinner Man, Where You Gonna Hide.

Next is The Sons of the Pioneers with their 1937 recording of Lord You Made the Cowboy Happy. This song should remind us of how blessed we truly are. It is the things we take for granted each day that are our greatest blessings. Sometimes we need to stop and simply thank God for these blessings. The narrator of this song is not thankful for any big event in his life, but rather for all the little blessing he receives every day. 

Now comes Johnny Cash with his cover of the Sheryl Crow song, Redemption Day. John recorded this song during the last few months of his life. It would be released posthumously on the 2o10 album, Ain't No Grave. 

Today's musical selection ends with Rex Allen with his 1970 recording of He's Got the Whole World in His Hand.

Now for the 24th episode of The Lone Ranger TV series. 

Now for a message from Billy Graham.

Book of Titus 

1 Paul, a servant of God and an apostle of Jesus Christ to further the faith of God’s elect and their knowledge of the truth that leads to godliness— 2 in the hope of eternal life, which God, who does not lie, promised before the beginning of time, 3 and which now at his appointed season he has brought to light through the preaching entrusted to me by the command of God our Savior,

4 To Titus, my true son in our common faith:

Grace and peace from God the Father and Christ Jesus our Savior.

Appointing Elders Who Love What Is Good

5 The reason I left you in Crete was that you might put in order what was left unfinished and appoint elders in every town, as I directed you. 6 An elder must be blameless, faithful to his wife, a man whose children believe and are not open to the charge of being wild and disobedient. 7 Since an overseer manages God’s household, he must be blameless—not overbearing, not quick-tempered, not given to drunkenness, not violent, not pursuing dishonest gain. 8 Rather, he must be hospitable, one who loves what is good, who is self-controlled, upright, holy and disciplined. 9 He must hold firmly to the trustworthy message as it has been taught, so that he can encourage others by sound doctrine and refute those who oppose it.

Rebuking Those Who Fail to Do Good

10 For there are many rebellious people, full of meaningless talk and deception, especially those of the circumcision group. 11 They must be silenced, because they are disrupting whole households by teaching things they ought not to teach—and that for the sake of dishonest gain. 12 One of Crete’s own prophets has said it: “Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.” 13 This saying is true. Therefore rebuke them sharply, so that they will be sound in the faith 14 and will pay no attention to Jewish myths or to the merely human commands of those who reject the truth. 15 To the pure, all things are pure, but to those who are corrupted and do not believe, nothing is pure. In fact, both their minds and consciences are corrupted. 16 They claim to know God, but by their actions they deny him. They are detestable, disobedient and unfit for doing anything good.

2 You, however, must teach what is appropriate to sound doctrine. 2 Teach the older men to be temperate, worthy of respect, self-controlled, and sound in faith, in love and in endurance.

3 Likewise, teach the older women to be reverent in the way they live, not to be slanderers or addicted to much wine, but to teach what is good. 4 Then they can urge the younger women to love their husbands and children, 5 to be self-controlled and pure, to be busy at home, to be kind, and to be subject to their husbands, so that no one will malign the word of God.

6 Similarly, encourage the young men to be self-controlled. 7 In everything set them an example by doing what is good. In your teaching show integrity, seriousness 8 and soundness of speech that cannot be condemned, so that those who oppose you may be ashamed because they have nothing bad to say about us.

9 Teach slaves to be subject to their masters in everything, to try to please them, not to talk back to them, 10 and not to steal from them, but to show that they can be fully trusted, so that in every way they will make the teaching about God our Savior attractive.

11 For the grace of God has appeared that offers salvation to all people. 12 It teaches us to say “No” to ungodliness and worldly passions, and to live self-controlled, upright and godly lives in this present age, 13 while we wait for the blessed hope—the appearing of the glory of our great God and Savior, Jesus Christ, 14 who gave himself for us to redeem us from all wickedness and to purify for himself a people that are his very own, eager to do what is good.

15 These, then, are the things you should teach. Encourage and rebuke with all authority. Do not let anyone despise you.

3 Remind the people to be subject to rulers and authorities, to be obedient, to be ready to do whatever is good, 2 to slander no one, to be peaceable and considerate, and always to be gentle toward everyone.

3 At one time we too were foolish, disobedient, deceived and enslaved by all kinds of passions and pleasures. We lived in malice and envy, being hated and hating one another. 4 But when the kindness and love of God our Savior appeared, 5 he saved us, not because of righteous things we had done, but because of his mercy. He saved us through the washing of rebirth and renewal by the Holy Spirit, 6 whom he poured out on us generously through Jesus Christ our Savior, 7 so that, having been justified by his grace, we might become heirs having the hope of eternal life. 8 This is a trustworthy saying. And I want you to stress these things, so that those who have trusted in God may be careful to devote themselves to doing what is good. These things are excellent and profitable for everyone.

9 But avoid foolish controversies and genealogies and arguments and quarrels about the law, because these are unprofitable and useless. 10 Warn a divisive person once, and then warn them a second time. After that, have nothing to do with them. 11 You may be sure that such people are warped and sinful; they are self-condemned.

Final Remarks

12 As soon as I send Artemas or Tychicus to you, do your best to come to me at Nicopolis, because I have decided to winter there. 13 Do everything you can to help Zenas the lawyer and Apollos on their way and see that they have everything they need. 14 Our people must learn to devote themselves to doing what is good, in order to provide for urgent needs and not live unproductive lives.

15 Everyone with me sends you greetings. Greet those who love us in the faith.

Grace be with you all.

Thanks for joining me. Come back next week for another service of Cowboy Church. Happy trails to you until we meet again.